I'd rather come with blue hair than Slash's Mad Hatter top hat. And no, I ain't gonna put a ribbon in my hair, I doubt you either.... If I come plain you might think I was part of Alice in Chains, or I could put mascara on (long gone) and with or without top hat come as Alice Cooper, black devil or White Vanquisher.Dress code is guess what
Ah, a summary, a summary, now we're getting close to understanding all this confusion ...Okay, so...Yeah...we're all perfectly normal
I don't think the results would make for good readingPraps a bit of psychoanalysis, to make sure?
Cuz the analyst'd be so gaga they wdn't be able to write as clever as wot we does...I don't think the results would make for good reading
My wife sez (laughing nervously...) mascara is for lashes. I meant eyeliner - we call it kajal here...?
(or actually I avoid that connotation, prefer the fist 
)... ah 5 years ago I was jumpin around like mad for 90 minutes to Mother's Finest in the front row, got kudos from the band for managing that.Hmmmm point taken. But what if there was a blue rabbit in the hat?
or a pink fish?Here is where I assert that tea party etiquette is essential to a good time
. We need @Auriel @fimi to weigh in on whether ribbons are required. And if not, what is???? I want to be invited back to the tea party so I am gonna comply...if they say wear 19th century bloomers with a tutu,combat boots, knee high plaid socks, that's what I will be wearing 
Can we just give you a facial and then false eyelashes?? Maybe pluck a few eyebrow hairs...
.Dress code is TBD by auriel and fimi. I suspected cardigans but not so sure thr kitty is up to the task...
Wait, wait, you've been talking to my wife behind my back, that's what she said too.Can we just give you a facial and then false eyelashes?? Maybe pluck a few eyebrow hairs...
Hmm, let's see, I got some (male) ballet shoes somewhere, and just bought some male knee socks, at last found some without any Lycra. So that's still sort of non-non-binary, in my opinion anyway. I could wear a combat boot (OK hiking boot) on one foot, just to
Hmmmm point taken. But what if there was a blue rabbit in the hat?
or a pink fish?Here is where I assert that tea party etiquette is essential to a good time
. We need @Auriel @fimi to weigh in on whether ribbons are required. And if not, what is???? I want to be invited back to the tea party so I am gonna comply...if they say wear bloomers with a tutu, combat boots, and knee high checkered socks I am gonna comply Can we just give you a facial and then false eyelashes?? Maybe pluck a few eyebrow hairs...not that you have any strays but, chances are high
Dress code is TBD by auriel and fimi.
Maybe you should trendset and do false eyelashes and eyeliner...oh no. Scratch that. That's too far lol
Ecceliastes- such wisdom. I love the verse He has set eternity into the hearts of men- it's actually provided me the secondary foundation of how how much He is doing to earn our trust. I think that verse is in Ecceliastes...the whole premise of this book I am writing is really informed by that verse I reference! Thanks Ecceliastes
. Sorry guysWell, it's the psychic thing. You know, like the I saw you eat an apple yesterday
I'd like to borrow some, too. Save the trees right?!
Whats a male ballet shoe anyway??
. Not sure why this comment is automatically stricken through and can't turn it off. That's all your fault JayCS 
So you are wearing 2 different shoes? Be sure to tell your wife it's fimi and auriels dress code. I am just a victim, too
oh, and JayCS you all's is southern US dialect. Will surely make you sound ummmm less educated should you add it to your vocab Didn't get that one... stray eyebrow hairs? Made me stray to a Denver Post article about worms in eyes...
Oh yeah, they're up to that, they'll probably last better than ones you buy - yes, without murdering trees.
Black, not pink, no toe pads for pointé, no ribbons....
Hiking boot on one foot and ballet shoe on the other I'd wish would make people think and feel. Futile.Oooh, maybe it would make things crystal clear to the outside world
Click on the 3 dots in the formating row above posts and you'll find the trick.The reason for her nervous laughter is that she knows I have a (small) history of creatively breaking taboos and fears becoming victim of such little embarrassments - altho she isn't (just) a choirgirl herself.
you all's = y'all's? No, that looks strange.... could get embarrassing to cringey (rather than less educated) if I tried pretending and it doesn't come out right....you all's posts appear so late that I am responding out of order
Bahahaha! You're a great mom auriel. Lucky cat with wonderful aunt fimiYes kitty needs a well deserved rest she got caught up in the honeymoon period of newly learning to knit and the inundated orders from people fascinated with her abilities
@JayCS no excuse now. Surely there is somewhere you can afix a ribbon. Perhaps as a tie, bracelet, or shoelaces.don’t have to be in the hair they can go around the neck/thigh or waist
