Hi Frank,
first I'm going to offer you even more of exactly what you are asking for...
If I can't get this crap licked, I am freakin lost!...
I know this sound fussy, but honestly, when I face the prospect of a small, incremental improvement from a change in diet, or an extra 15 minutes of modest exercise, it just causes despair. ....
I need, I want, I cannot face a future without some dramatic improvement. I know you all are telling me it will not happen, but ... if it has really happened to someone, I want to hear about it....
So you seem to see 3 alternatives at the moment. Either a) you are freakin lost or b) you'll be in despair, and that seems worse than being lost, or c) one person has to tell you about a miracle cure that will restore your life's retirement dreams, plus this will need to be true for you, which as said is highly improbable.
c) FYI there are quite a few people here, on youtube and elsewhere touting miracle cures.
You don't seem to have been impressed by me citing 2 people here who said Lyrica made a major difference for them, I'm not sure why, because that was your original question. If you discount it, because of your previous bad experience you'd need to rephrase your quest / question - as you are no longer looking for 1 or 2 persons. You also don't seem to be impressed by the opposite, the averages computed by medical research, altho you are a scientist yourself, if so you could read up more about comparisons the 4 typical meds in my post
here (thanks to
@Zahnj/Jenny for reminding me of that by 'liking' it today).
Then there are people on youtube saying the miracle cure is pushing thru the pain. Obviously not right for you, like for none of us. But there's more persons touting miracle cures.
Others are touting certain diets as miracle cures, as I said above, diets you haven't tried yet. You don't seem impressed by that either. So even when someone points you to their miracle cure you are saying no.
Then there
are pills, if that's what you want. Lyrica you seemingly don't even if someone has affirmed your question. So probably not the alternatives, altho you didn't seem impressed by them either - duloxetine and amitriptyline. Nortriptyline is an alternative to amitriptyline which I forgot. All of these for some people make a dramatic difference.
Closest to the med pills is
low dose of nal trexone = L D N, touted as a miracle cure by seemingly a lot of people on the web and some people have done so here too, and it's even something I might try if I can get a doc to prescribe it. But my research on forums about it shows it helps maybe half and can harm the other half. Only for a few does it make a dramatic difference. So I don't think it'll be right for me.
Then there's another med, actually a cough med, guaif enesin. Like above I've again separated it to get it thru the forum software, as we are tired of people touting these two as miracle cures. But for you it's again exactly what you seem to want: A few people saying it's perfect. The downside of that one however is it will definitely make the symptoms worse for at least 2 or 3 weeks. And that doesn't seem to be the prospect that will make you happy.
There are also a few herbs, recently Indian pipe / Ghost pipe was mentioned as a rare one - you can look for that thread and see if that
one person is saying what you want to hear.
Regarding the first-hand one person experience: Reading people like the aforementioned starts to put those into a much smaller perspective.
And secondly now I'm going to question your mindset, cos I don't understand it and there seem to be quite a few contradictions or things I don't understand. May seem a bit cheeky sometimes, if so sorry, I hope you can take it, but it doesn't seem as tho we're able to help otherwise:
You talk about your expectations maybe sounding fussy. Yes, it does sound a bit strange you saying "I'd rather try something else" to us who have been or are in similar or worse situations than you. Your life's retirement dreams... what about those in the same situation as you at 27?
And what is going to happen to those dreams if you don't find anything?
It's also strange that you seem to be either overlooking the perfect answers given to your questions - or are you going to say no whatever anyone says, because what you think you want is something different to what you actually want. What do you really want?
Your examples above are also a bit strange, after we suggested keeping under the limits, and only careful trying to get those higher, you are surprised that pushing thru the pain causes repercussions. Again these expectations unfortunately aren't realistic at all. No way were we suggesting pushing thru the pain in this fashion.
I'm not surprised that you sat on a lawn mower in discomfort. But I'm wondering why you continued pushing thru the pain? I'm also wondering how come you express your feeling as believing you'll
die - even when I have pain that makes me scream, moan or cry I don't feel I'll die, I know perfectly well I will be able to stop screaming soon. Or I often have a yucky unrest and discomfort in my lower back that I "hate", and want to run away from, sometimes I have felt I wanted to stick a burning rod into it, but that's not discomfort that I'm going to die. And then .... you only allowed yourself 15 minutes to recover? I'd need 3 or 4 hours at least, doing NOTHING physical, if it had been excruciating even the whole day (e.g. dentist). So again I'm not surprised about your night being disrupted by pain and maybe the next too. It'd be the same for me.
Then you seem surprised you increased your bike riding to 60 minutes on the same day as the excruciating lawn mower. One of these was apparently too much already, you did two, and probably something else on the same day... do you know the "Spoon Theory" or we prefer the "old battery" analogy? Getting out of bed and having a shower and breakfast may be all we manage on one day, and the challenge is then to be thankful for that.
I'm also not sure what's leading you to say that giving up gluten for a month or two is worse than being lost or in despair? I'm surprised that you think having stopped meat, lowered sugar and salt is a lot. Which would be vegetarian, not sure why you originally said semi-vegan, have you halved your dairy?
Altogether I'm wondering if you may be in one or several of the "stages of grief"....
And hope you manage to cope - again we'll be glad to support you!